JADE GOODY

We, at the Infidel Council of Britain, are sticking by Jade Goody. We accept no evidence of racism in the Bib Brother house. All arguments were based on a class struggle between Jade and the posh bird.

Jade is advised to smarten up her act and show the world she is a more refined character, able to hold an argument without losing her cool. However, she is also advised that her demonisation was purposefully planned and enacted due to events unknown to her at the time.

Her poor self control served to divert attention away from the big issue, the Dispatches documentary, Undercover Mosques, which revealed the extent of extremism in our midst. Jade has been informed of this plot and will, no doubt, be enraged at how her foolishness has been blown out of proportion leaving her feeling ashamed and guilt ridden.

Jade, your only crime was of bad manners and not racism.

Please contact Jade below to let her know your thoughts and to inform her that Shilpa called her 'white trash'...

http://www.jadegoodyonline.com/contact.html

VICTIM OF ISLAMIC ABUSE SEEKS OUR HELP

Sent in by a reader of http://godhelpbritain.blogspot.com

'I have a first complaint for the infidel council of Britain. I am an infidel, an unworthy dog who should be crucified and left to bleed for three days till I die , but my wife likes me. Thats the problem, since I've never beaten her, raped her or made her wear a sheet in public she wants me NOT to be crucified. She says I should complain to the infidel council that my government is taking the side of people who want to kill me by covering up the Dispatches programme by getting upset about B.B. Can you help? She also says she doesn't want me seized as war booty by a baldy guy with a beard to his waist and B.O. because the alcohol in Rightguard is banned. '

We, at the ICB, are on the case.