Sent in by a reader of http://godhelpbritain.blogspot.com
'I have a first complaint for the infidel council of Britain. I am an infidel, an unworthy dog who should be crucified and left to bleed for three days till I die , but my wife likes me. Thats the problem, since I've never beaten her, raped her or made her wear a sheet in public she wants me NOT to be crucified. She says I should complain to the infidel council that my government is taking the side of people who want to kill me by covering up the Dispatches programme by getting upset about B.B. Can you help? She also says she doesn't want me seized as war booty by a baldy guy with a beard to his waist and B.O. because the alcohol in Rightguard is banned. '
We, at the ICB, are on the case.
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